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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Episode 32: The 1st Annual Absurdy Awards



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To finish off the year, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms look back at the best and worst of Absurd Hypotheticals in 2018 with the 1st Annual Absurdy Awards. 

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[00:01:52] Intro: Darts Tournament Drama

Best Heist

  • [00:08:21] Nominee 1 - 6” Vending Machine Heist (Episode 7)

  • [00:10:36] Nominee 2 - National Treasure 3 Heist (Episode 6)

  • [00:11:18] Winner - Venice Whale Art Heist (Episode 1)

Worst Day-to-Day Life

  • [00:14:13] Nominee 1 - Living in a Zoo (Episode 1)

  • [00:16:11] Nominee 2 - Overpopulation (Episode 12)

  • [00:17:34] Winner - Life as a Zombie (Episode 23)

Best-Case Scenario

  • [00:19:39] Nominee 1 - Life as a Vampire (Episode 23)

  • [00:22:20] Nominee 2 - One Week Party (Episode 9)

  • [00:24:12] Winner - Perfect Wedding Weather (Episode 17)

Most Unexpected Turn

  • [00:26:24] Nominee 1 - Jello Fiber Optics (Episode 9)

  • [00:27:42] Nominee 2 - No Wind Plant Life (Episode 19)

  • [00:29:00] Winner - Explosive Termites (Episode 5)

Best Fighter

  • [00:31:29] Nominee 1 - Ronald McDonald (Episode 27)

  • [00:33:13] Nominee 2 - Captain Crossover (Episode 18)

  • [00:35:09] Winner - Lucky the Leprechaun (Episode 13)

Broke the Most Physics

  • [00:37:08] Nominee 1 - Shadows Don’t Exist (Episode 28)

  • [00:39:17] Nominee 2 - Ground is Ice (Episode 15)

  • [00:40:39] Winner - Water Flows Up (Episode 2)

[00:43:12] Intermission

Best in Show (Animal Performance)

  • [00:46:17] Nominee 1 - Eagle Police (Episode 6)

  • [00:48:24] Nominee 2 - Spider Circus (Episode 23)

  • [00:50:04] Winner - Whale Song (Episode 1)

Biggest Poop Problem

  • [00:51:56] Nominee 1 - Reverse Gravity Water (Episode 2)

  • [00:53:48] Nominee 2 - Katamari (Episode 8)

  • [00:54:59] Winner - Carnivorous Plants (Episode 8)

Best Math

  • [00:56:22] Nominee 1 - Air in Space (Episode 29)

  • [00:57:18] Nominee 2 - Grow 1” Every Month (Episode 1)

  • [00:59:13] Winner - Cube Earth (Episode 24)

Weirdest Google Search

Best Sport Created

  • [01:08:03] Nominee 1 - Beach Ball Hockey (Episode 4)

  • [01:10:19] Nominee 2 - Beach Ball Bowling (Episode 4)

  • [01:11:55] Winner - Pinata Baseball (Episode 22)

Deadliest Outcome

Most Absurd Hypothetical

[01:24:07] Outro