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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.


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Episode 4: No More Paper and Beach Ball Sports

On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:

  • What if all paper disappeared?

  • What if all sports balls were replaced with inflatable beach balls?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:28] My ID Says I'm Short

  • [00:04:04] No More Paper: Marcus's Answer - Toilet Paper, Diapers, and Toothpaste

  • [00:16:48] No More Paper: Ben's Answer - Paper IDs

  • [00:24:57] No More Paper: Chris's Answer - Fortune Cookies

  • [00:38:02] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:40:37] Beach Ball Sports: Ben's Answer - Basketball and Football

  • [00:50:02] Beach Ball Sports: Chris's Answer - Bowling and Golf

  • [00:58:21] Beach Ball Sports: Marcus's Answer - Hockey and Baseball

  • [01:06:08] Next Week's Questions