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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.


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Episode 8: Katamari Mayhem and Plant Poop

On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if everyone was a human Katamari ball?

  • What if all plants were carnivorous?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:26] Reggae Cover Band

  • [00:03:42] Katamari: Ben's Answer - Daily Life as a Ball

  • [00:13:34] Katamari: Chris's Answer - Battle of the Landfills

  • [00:19:44] Katamari: Marcus's Answer - How to Devour Planets

  • [00:30:31] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:33:06] Katamari: Marcus's Answer Part 2

  • [00:34:09] Carnivorous Plants: Marcus's Answer - Most Dangerous Plants in the World

  • [00:43:33] Carnivorous Plants: Chris's Answer - Plant Poop Problem

  • [00:49:11] Carnivorous Plants: Ben's Answer - Everything Will Die

  • [00:56:45] Next Week's Questions