Absurd Hypotheticals

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. How many hamsters would it take to power the world? What if you were 6 inches tall? What if Earth was a cube? Tune in to find out.

 
 
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Episode 6 - 4TH OF JULY SPECTACULAR: Eagle Police and National Treasure


On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if you could perfectly train eagles?

  • How would you steal the Declaration of Independence?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:30] American Spelling Bees

  • [00:05:06] Training Eagles: Chris's Answer - Pizza Delivery

  • [00:10:47] Training Eagles: Ben's Answer - Hotel

  • [00:17:51] Training Eagles: Marcus's Answer - Police

  • [00:26:19] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:29:04] Declaration of Independence: Marcus's Answer - Disaster Fake Out

  • [00:36:09] Declaration of Independence: Chris's Answer - Sleepover

  • [00:42:26] Declaration of Independence: Ben's Answer - National Treasure 3

  • [00:48:42] Next Week's Questions