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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Episode 6 - 4TH OF JULY SPECTACULAR: Eagle Police and National Treasure

On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if you could perfectly train eagles?

  • How would you steal the Declaration of Independence?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:30] American Spelling Bees

  • [00:05:06] Training Eagles: Chris's Answer - Pizza Delivery

  • [00:10:47] Training Eagles: Ben's Answer - Hotel

  • [00:17:51] Training Eagles: Marcus's Answer - Police

  • [00:26:19] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:29:04] Declaration of Independence: Marcus's Answer - Disaster Fake Out

  • [00:36:09] Declaration of Independence: Chris's Answer - Sleepover

  • [00:42:26] Declaration of Independence: Ben's Answer - National Treasure 3

  • [00:48:42] Next Week's Questions