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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.


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Episode 7: Raining Meatballs and Tiny Jet Packs

On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if it rained food?

  • What if you were 6 inches tall?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:27] There is a Spider in my Shower

  • [00:05:20] Raining Food: Chris's Answer - Meat Juice

  • [00:14:47] Raining Food: Marcus's Answer - The Food Chain

  • [00:19:06] Raining Food: Ben's Answer - Chicken Nugget Clean Up

  • [00:28:20] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:31:27] 6 Inches Tall: Marcus's Answer - Rat Exterminator

  • [00:43:16] 6 Inches Tall: Ben's Answer - Tiny Seeing Eye Person

  • [00:52:53] 6 Inches Tall: Chris's Answer - Vending Machine Thief

  • [01:00:27] Next Week's Questions