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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Episode 12: No One Dies and Ocean Fizz

On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if no one could die?

  • What if the ocean was carbonated?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:28] Am I Allergic to Bees?

  • [00:05:01] No One Dies: Chris's Answer - The Earth Will Overpopulate

  • [00:15:28] No One Dies: Marcus's Answer - Everyone Gets Their Own School Bus

  • [00:24:19] No One Dies: Ben's Answer - Nasty Parasites

  • [00:31:23] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:33:56] What Happens to Chewing Gum?

  • [00:35:10] Carbonated Ocean: Marcus's Answer - Giant Bubbles

  • [00:43:16] Carbonated Ocean: Chris's Answer - The Atmosphere

  • [00:49:23] Carbonated Ocean: Ben's Answer - Can We Make This a Good Thing?

  • [00:54:53] Next Week's Questions