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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.


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Episode 15: Of Ice and Ants

On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if you could perfectly train ants?

  • What if the ground was made of ice?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:40] I Got a Shock Collar for My Back

  • [00:03:50] Ants: Ben's Answer - Defend Your House with Ants

  • [00:13:47] Ants: Marcus's Answer - Build a Bridge with Ants

  • [00:19:52] Ants: Chris's Answer - These Ants Smell Like Blue Cheese

  • [00:26:30] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:30:00] Ice: Chris's Answer - Commute by Helicopter

  • [00:39:57] Ice: Ben's Answer - Ice is Cold

  • [00:47:46] Ice: Marcus's Answer - Ice is Slippery

  • [00:57:40] Next Week's Questions