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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.


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Episode 1: Growing Tall and Whale Crimes

On the debut episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:

  • What if you grew 1" taller every month for the rest of your life?

  • What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:33] Relaxation Drink

  • [00:03:18] Growing Taller: Marcus's Answer - Guinness Book of World Records

  • [00:14:19] Growing Taller: Chris's Answer - Living at the Zoo

  • [00:21:08] Growing Taller: Ben's Answer - Join the NBA

  • [00:29:56] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:31:48] Whales: Ben's Answer - Drug Smuggling

  • [00:36:42] Whales: Marcus's Answer - Venice Heist

  • [00:45:35] Whales: Chris's Answer - Music Group

  • [00:53:01] Next Week's Questions