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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.


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Episode 11: Big Earth and Smart Diet

On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if the Earth was twice as big?

  • What if you are what you eat?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:27] 30 Minute Arm Wrestle

  • [00:03:36] Big Earth: Marcus's Answer - The Moon Would Crash into the Earth

  • [00:13:23] Big Earth: Ben's Answer - Slower Colonization

  • [00:22:33] Big Earth: Chris's Answer - Dinosaurs Would Still Be Alive

  • [00:29:40] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:32:29] Are What You Eat: Chris's Answer - The World's Oldest Living Organism

  • [00:40:24] Are What You Eat: Ben's Answer - Boxing Mantis Shrimp

  • [00:53:32] Are What You Eat: Marcus's Answer - Break the Decathlon

  • [01:10:11] Next Week's Questions