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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Episode 50: Lightning Round 5

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our fifth lightning round episode.

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:35] Hotel Showers

  • [00:11:07] What if all sidewalks were conveyor belts?

  • [00:16:23] What if stairs didn’t exist?

  • [00:20:30] What if there was a bottomless hole?

  • [00:28:12] What if all animals had giraffe necks?

  • [00:33:35] What if we had exoskeletons?

  • [00:40:27] Would you rather: have constantly dry eyes OR a constant runny nose

  • [00:45:47] Outro

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