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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Episode 49: Best/Worst Animal Dads

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: 

  • What are nature’s best/worst dads?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:35] Marcus Complains

  • [00:07:00] Best Animal Dad Bracket

  • [00:07:56] Greater Flamingo vs Praying Mantis

  • [00:11:31] Seahorse vs Red Fox

  • [00:16:49] Arowana vs Emperor Penguin

  • [00:22:58] Antechinus vs Rhea

  • [00:28:24] Best Animal Dad Semi-Finals

  • [00:30:29] Best Animal Dad Finals

  • [00:32:36] Worst Animal Dad Bracket

  • [00:32:55] Grizzly Bear vs Lion

  • [00:36:43] Otter vs Sand Goby

  • [00:42:47] Sea Bass vs Bed Bugs

  • [00:47:28] Gelada Monkey vs Bottlenose Dolphin

  • [00:51:28] Worst Animal Dad Semi-Finals

  • [00:53:12] Worst Animal Dad Finals

  • [00:54:39] Would you rather: only be able to lie OR tell the truth

  • [01:00:09] Outro

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