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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.


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Episode 3: Lava Sports and Town Criers

On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:

  • What if the floor was lava?

  • What if the news stopped reporting?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:28] They Think My Cat is a Dog

  • [00:03:07] Floor is Lava: Marcus's Answer - Supermarket Brawl

  • [00:13:20] Floor is Lava: Ben's Answer - Lava Sports

  • [00:17:61] Floor is Lava: Chris's Answer - Zip Lines

  • [00:25:29] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:28:10] End of News: Ben's Answer - Information Brokers

  • [00:33:30] End of News: Marcus's Answer - Town Criers

  • [00:38:49] End of News: Chris's Answer - Silly Local News

  • [00:52:12] Next Week's Questions