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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Episode 35: Public Actions and Lightsabers

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Chris is out of commission, so Marcus and Ben are left to hold up the fort. Together they answer these very important questions: 

  • What if you had to publicly announce all of your actions?

  • What if you had a lightsaber?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:36] Recording Problems

  • [00:03:40] Public Actions: Marcus’s Answer - Daily Life Tasks

  • [00:11:53] Public Actions: Ben's Answer - What’s Your Job?

  • [00:22:35] Public Actions: The Rest of Marcus’s Answer - Laryngitis

  • [00:25:53] Middle of the Podcast Break

  • [00:27:12] Lightsabers: Ben’s Answer - Can You Block a Bullet?

  • [00:38:24] Lightsabers: Marcus’s Answer - Cutting Down Trees and Space Probes

  • [00:54:31] Outro


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