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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Episode 34: Teleportation and World Domination

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if mankind invented teleportation?

  • Describe your elaborate plan to take over the world.

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:34] Planning Ben’s Proposal

  • [00:06:54] Teleportation: Ben’s Answer - The Logistics of Teleporting

  • [00:18:50] Teleportation: Chris's Answer - The Safety of Teleporting

  • [00:24:17] Teleportation: Marcus’s Answer - The Energy of Teleporting

  • [00:29:35] Mid-Episode Break

  • [00:30:24] World Domination: Ben’s Answer - Eccentric Tech Genius

  • [00:39:27] World Domination: Chris’s Answer - Popular Things of 2018

  • [00:49:22] World Domination: Marcus’s Answer - Space Laser

  • [00:55:19] Outro


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