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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Episode 70: Lightning Round 7

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our seventh lightning round episode.

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:36] Salem in October

  • [00:05:02] What if you had an immovable object?

  • [00:09:47] What if all cotton turned into cotton candy?

  • [00:13:30] What if everything you touched turned to gold?

  • [00:17:01] What if our teeth were like shark teeth?

  • [00:21:28] What if you had to stay upside-down at all times?

  • [00:24:57] What if you were an old-time pirate in the modern world?

  • [00:28:16] What if every animal had a unicorn horn?

  • [00:34:13] What if cannons were the only form of travel?

  • [00:38:38] How would you over-dramatically quit your job after winning the lottery?

  • [00:42:23] Would you rather: blow up 100 balloons OR lick 300 envelopes

  • [00:54:25] Outro

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