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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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Episode 57: Which soda mascot would win in a fight?

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: 

  • Which soda mascot would win in a fight?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:35] Fidgeting

  • [00:05:19] Marcus’s Fighter - Cool Spot (7-Up)

  • [00:14:51] Chris’s Fighter - Pepsiman (Pepsi)

  • [00:25:53] Ben’s Fighter - Polar Bear (Coke)

  • [00:34:45] The Fight

  • [00:48:37] Would you rather: age backward OR forward?

  • [00:55:45] Outro

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