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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.


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Episode 41: Fast Plants and Pet Dinosaurs

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if all plants grew as fast as bamboo?

  • What if you had a pet dinosaur?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:36] Garfield Phones

  • [00:06:39] Fast Plants: Chris’s Answer - Grass

  • [00:14:32] Fast Plants: Ben’s Answer - Farming

  • [00:23:26] Fast Plants: Marcus’s Answer - Which Plants Thrive?

  • [00:29:21] Middle of the Podcast Break

  • [00:30:47] Dinosaurs: Ben’s Answer - Dreadnoughtus

  • [00:40:14] Dinosaurs: Marcus’s Answer - Gigantoraptor and Quetzalcoatlus

  • [00:52:20] Dinosaurs: Chris’s Answer - Therizinosaurus

  • [01:00:17] Outro

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