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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.


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Episode 37: River Roads and Medieval Cars

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Aaron Hoffman answer these very important questions: 

  • What if all roads were rivers?

  • What if cars existed in the past?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:32] Who is Aaron?

  • [00:02:44] Rivers: Chris’s Answer - Erosion

  • [00:14:06] Rivers: Aaron’s Answer - Traffic Laws

  • [00:19:31] Rivers: Marcus’s Answer - Salmon and Winter

  • [00:34:01] Middle of the Podcast Break

  • [00:37:06] Cars: Marcus’s Answer - Medieval Period

  • [00:50:10] Cars: Chris’s Answer - Egyptian Pyramids

  • [00:59:32] Cars: Aaron’s Answer - Renaissance

  • [01:08:17] Outro


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